(via hi)


madokaakemi:

fuck-kirk:

starrgazzeestarrhaazzeee:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

YYYOOOOOOOOOO

OR to be EVEN MORE ROMANTIC you could take the kiddie pool, fill it with balls, and give ur partner and extra hour in the ball pit

madokaakemi:

fuck-kirk:

starrgazzeestarrhaazzeee:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

YYYOOOOOOOOOO

OR to be EVEN MORE ROMANTIC you could take the kiddie pool, fill it with balls, and give ur partner and extra hour in the ball pit

(via tontonbear)


can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

illusionalities:

speightbrigade:

nicolascageforthirteenthdoctor:

samuel-vimes:

misbeliefs:

british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today

american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin hella fine winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked

you’ve never met a british boy have you

oi m8 i fink ur fine as tits

thaats more like it.

'I'd shag u and ya mam'

"i’m in me mums caar broom broom"

(via secretlyluigi)


so-glad-were-neighbors:

# FUCKING DAMN IT THEY’RE SO CUTE TOGETHER I CANT EVEN ASKLSFKDLFDSKLF *PUNCHES A WALL*


brootal-emocore:

bloodyoathmate:

those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it

image

"WOW OMG I WAS JUST KIDDING JESUS Y CANT U JUST TAKE A JOKE GOD GET OVER IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL OMFG WOW I DID NOTHING WRONG"

(via hi)


taco-bell-rey:

When you finally get to piss after waiting for hours

image

(via hi)


unclefather:

mom: are you high?

me: image

(via coolator)


omgcerealkiller:

This doesn’t surprise me a single bit.

omgcerealkiller:

This doesn’t surprise me a single bit.

(via secretlyluigi)


notchicken:

punning should be an olympic sport please hear me ancient greek gods and make it so

(via so-glad-were-neighbors)